Hey bosses, you want people back in the office so they discuss things. You know what they discuss? They discuss how much they hate you that’s what. #backtotheoffice
I am once again feeling pretty good about having a personal air purifier in my office. Every few months it tells me to change the filter and the old filter is gross and grey.

I got the air purifier to help me feel more confident about seeing people in my office in person, what with COVID. It's also helped with Canadian wildfire smoke and whatever that weird smell was that came in through the building's air intake (I think the rubber roof was outgassing in the heat wave, it smelled dreadful).

(Blueair 411 for $80 in 2022, pretty much a glorified Corsi-Rosenthal box, a fan on top of a cylinder of air filter.)
#airpurifier #backtotheoffice #minorhappy
Your Boss Wants You Back in the Office. This Surveillance Tech Could Be Waiting for You

Warehouse-style employee tracking tech has expanded into job after job. Now, as millions are called back to the workplace, it’s finally coming for the American office worker.

WIRED

Interesting article on surveillance tech in the workplace. The major part of the problem with this is right there near the beginning - "initiatives are hard to measure or hard to do when we don’t know what people are doing at home". Well, what a surprise - "we don't know what people are doing". Management and understanding real productivity metrics is the issue, not bums-in-seats metrics.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2025/02/the-surveillance-tech-waiting-for-workers-as-they-return-to-the-office/

#remote #remotework #backtotheoffice #productivity #doge #orwellian

The surveillance tech waiting for workers as they return to the office

Warehouse-style employee-tracking technology is coming for the office worker.

Ars Technica

Banking numeracy test. Begin when instructed to do so. Do not write on both sides of the paper at the same time.

Question 1: You have 3,300 employees. You require that all of them spend at least half of the week in the office. You have 900 desks for them to work at. Demonstrate that 3,000 ÷ 2 < 900. Show your working out.

Extra marks will be rewarded for the observation that some part of the UK's banking industry goes tits up once a generation.

#BackToTheOffice

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/nov/19/starling-bank-staff-resign-after-new-chief-executive-calls-for-more-time-in-office

Starling Bank staff resign after new chief executive calls for more time in-office

Exclusive: Staff complain Raman Bhatia is creating ‘grey corporate hellscape’ and offices already lack desk space

The Guardian

ATTENTION
NON-UNIONIZED WORKERS
IN #TECH
doesn't matter what an #Amazon exec says: you keep on working in your job at home until they fire you.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/10/amazon-exec-tells-employees-to-work-elsewhere-if-they-dislike-rto-policy/

and lawyer the fuck up.

and organize with other Amazon workers.

the bottom line, they want you to quit because most states won't pay #unemployment #benefits if you were coerced into quitting. NY is one of the few exceptions.

h/t
https://mas.to/@carnage4life/113330830125763290

#labor #BackToTheOffice

Amazon exec tells employees to work elsewhere if they dislike RTO policy

Using RTO to push quitting could result in an “array of legal consequences.”…

Ars Technica

Six Experts on What We’ve Learned about Returning to the Office

Spoiler alert: working remotely, or at least hybrid, and always flexibly wins!

https://buff.ly/3TjjQrr

#backtotheoffice #returntotheoffice #felxibleworking #remotework

Six Experts on What We’ve Learned about Returning to the Office

Insights from Stanford's Nicholas Bloom, Atlassian's Dr. Molly Sands, and more.

Time

@static I had a colleague quit because he loved WFH and didn’t want to come back.
He got a job selling Life Insurance so he could WFH full time.

His new employer has started a push to get everyone, including new employees back in the office full time. They don’t have enough office space so they have hot seat desks and if you come in and there isn’t a free desk, you miss out on a days work.

#backToTheOffice #Fail

Ah, the importance of back to office culture. My coworkers are having a meeting over Microsoft #Teams. We are in cubicles and they are less than 20 feet from each other. #BackToTheOffice #OfficeCulture
Someone should launch a line of “collaboration cancelling headphones”. #rto #backtotheoffice #remotework #teletravail #remote #wfh #hybrid #hybridwork