#TheBiHanMovie
Here he is, and yes I tried to identify his actor and couldn't.

All that matters is, he's the god of fire. Some call him Kaijin or Hinoka (wow really?) But I like to stand out from the crowd.

Thus, I call him Little Johnny T. Why? Because he has a battle cry that sounds like he's screaming "THEY CALL ME LITTLE JOHNNY T!" So that's what he is.

Obvious out of the way, he cannot be frozen. That's because he's building body temperature to cook up that dumb bitch that said UK homes don't need air conditioning because something something environment. #askastupidquestion

Specials: A typical fireball, a ground fire spread, a fiery teleport and a fiery swing. Only the fact that he obviously can't be frozen makes Little Johnny T trickier than Fujin, Ben "koranot" Grimm and O'Shin before him.

Also note Little Johnny T's Raiden hat. He's the only elemental god to have a hat, even.

School: Will your child still have ADHD/Dyslexia/APD next year?

Me: "The ADHD, dyslexia, and Auditory Processing are, alas, not conditions one can age out of or outgrow, so, yes, they will still be part of [student's] medical record for the coming year."

#AskAStupidQuestion

"What flavour are you", asked the waitress as she approached the table with an array of ice creams.

"You know, I honestly have no idea. But if you pass me a knife I can try to find out for you", I replied.

#AskAStupidQuestion...