Have you ever seen a leopard with a beard?
Shakespeare may have got it wrong I am afeared
To nitpick Will is hard
But, to me, a full grown pard
Has a smooth and hairless jaw: and that’s not weird

(And I beg your pard-on for this appalling #Doggerel)
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Burt Lancaster played the pard of Prince Don Fabrizio Salina in Visconti's all time great movie.

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Marauding urban leopards have attacked children and damaged property

Pard on my boy
Is that the cat that chewed my new shoes?

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My teenage son’s cheap cologne proved an effective theriac to the cloying attention of his maiden aunts.

It was a perfect anti-dote.

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The theriac didn't work so I'm resigned to the venom taking its course

I can see my couch is coveted by my cat heir

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One fine day, you'll look at me
And you will know our love was, mulct to be

Carol MilKing
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