S AufrechtPhilosophy students on the trimester system: with your annual Turing qualifiers coming up, you should be practicing counting your utterances without thought Remember, no matter how naturally they speak, if they forget the topic precisely every 2¹⁰﹢1 words, you have a vegan interlocutor.
[That's a little Applied Ontology humor. "Meat-free", get it? …And if our bad jokes don't appeal, how about the low pay?]