Overdrawn at the Gravitas BankWren: Stay in bed until January.
Megan Marie Hart🦈 You’re gonna eat a bigger butt.
artiThere is nothing worth putting your head inside that jar.
This Account Kills FascistsDon't eat the yellow snow.
NWBison🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈⬛🐈⬛🐕You’re a mayfly — don’t put off ANYTHING for tomorrow.
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AutistiCriticSomething will try to eat you around 3pm. #AnimalHoroscopes #HashtagGames
🪰 Your fortunes are fly-ing high today, but avoid Venus flytraps and flycatchers. Just to be safe avoid gnatcatchers and bee-eaters, too.
Crystal_Fish_CavesTime for the THIRD Annual Virtual Secret Santa gift exchange on Xmas day!
You will be matched to another Mastodonian profile to give a virtual gift. This is a great way to meet new Mastodonians. Ever want to shop like a billionaire? Now you can! Its all Virtual No Money No Malls No Mailing shopping so get creative!
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royterdwFace the day's challenges like a gecko. When you feel stuck, hang in there!
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