Oh look, another thrilling #saga of "Why Can't I Access This?" brought to you by Captain #Cloudflare 🛡️. Pro tip: try deciphering ancient scrolls instead, they'll probably reveal the origins of 192.168.*.* faster than this page 🤦‍♀️.
https://lists.ding.net/othersite/isoc-internet-history/2009/oct/msg00000.html #InternetAccess #TechHumor #NetworkIssues #AncientScrolls #HackerNews #ngated
Oh, look at that! A "Tree Borrows" article with more error messages than helpful information 🌳💥📉. It's a thrilling journey through 404 land, where navigating ETH Zürich's site is as fun as deciphering an ancient scroll—if the scroll were missing half its text 😅🔍.
https://plf.inf.ethz.ch/research/pldi25-tree-borrows.html #TreeBorrows #ETHZürich #ErrorMessages #404Land #TechHumor #AncientScrolls #HackerNews #ngated
Tree Borrows

Programming Language Foundations Lab
🚨 Breaking news: The Guardian unveils the ancient scroll of wisdom on smuggling phones past US border guards! 📱🤦‍♂️ Because clearly, the best way to secure your data is to read a 5,000-word article while standing in customs. ✈️🔐
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/mar/26/phone-search-privacy-us-border-immigration #BreakingNews #AncientScrolls #PhoneSmuggling #USBorderGuard #DataSecurity #HackerNews #ngated
How to protect your phone and data privacy at the US border

With reports of people being turned away at airports over messages found on devices, here’s what to do to minimize risks

The Guardian
First passages of rolled-up #Herculaneum scroll revealed
Researchers used artificial intelligence to decipher the text of 2,000-year-old charred papyrus scripts, unveiling musings on music and capers.
And the color purple.
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-00346-8
#AncientScrolls #RomanHistory #Archaeology #RomanArchaeology #Papyrus #Greek #Latin
First passages of rolled-up Herculaneum scroll revealed

Researchers used artificial intelligence to decipher the text of 2,000-year-old charred papyrus scripts, unveiling musings on music and capers.