*Nodding vigorously*

1 - yes. Southside forever. I had to cross the river the other day to the other side of the CBD. Traumatized.

2 - This Friday is a public holiday. AFL Grand Final Friday. I have off work because of footy.

#AnAmericanInMelbourne

https://www.timeout.com/melbourne/things-to-do/things-you-learn-in-your-first-year-in-melbourne

21 surprising lessons you learn living in Melbourne

On average, 70,000 new residents move to Melbourne each year and all of them will learn a few things about the city.

Time Out Melbourne