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She wasn't even shot, she got, like, stray Space Ninja Star-red. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Well that happened. I hope you are all proud of yourselves.

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Oh they tried to reference the end of #Aliens, but we could barely see it, cuz it was TOO DAMN DARK!

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Okay, but hear me out... like, the guy was a misogynistic prick, but when Jesse went first, she got skewered, so... #FrightClub #AlienVsPredatorRequiem

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Ugh, we're at the maternity ward scene. ๐Ÿคฎ

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That's the other thing that doesn't make sense about this movie: Wolf, like it's supposed to be cleaning up the #Xenomorph infestation, but it's just killing every human with a weapon that is NOT threatening him. Why skin the deputy alive if you're trying to contain/hide the situation? Just inscrutable motivations. ๐Ÿค”

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Oh riiiight, these two movies were when the #Xenomorph gestation period was suddenly reduced to a couple of hours. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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To watch this movie is to suddenly understand WHY Cameron didn't film the #Xenomorph takeover of Hadley's Hope, cuz that story would actually be kinda gross, hopeless, and depressing. ๐Ÿ˜–

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I think I read that the creators used a special camera on purpose so it would look dark, but it actually oversaturated the black so you can't see s**t half the time. ๐Ÿ˜†

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Another chest burst! Drink! Got chests bursting all over the place in this movie. #FrightClub #AlienVsPredatorRequiem