"It has tons of jokes in it." - ROMAN MARS, How to Write a Joke, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #RomanMars

"Each hour has 60 minutes!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Mini-Stories: Volume 17, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #HappyBirthdayChrisBerube #ChrisBerube

"So, I'm here with producer Chris Berube." - ROMAN MARS, Mini-Stories: Volume 15, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #HappyBirthdayChrisBerube #RomanMars

"We are not clean and rational beings!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Mini-Stories: Volume 17, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #HappyBirthdayChrisBerube #ChrisBerube

"Okay." - CHRIS BERUBE, Office Space, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #HappyBirthdayChrisBerube #ChrisBerube

"He did put something ELSE in the Pyramid." - CHRIS BERUBE, The Great American Pyramid, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #ChrisBerube

"Grocery prices were skyrocketing!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Food Deserts, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #HappyBirthdayChrisBerube #ChrisBerube

"Even Neil Young's fans did not totally get it." - CHRIS BERUBE, Neil Young’s iPod Killer, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #HappyBirthdayChrisBerube #ChrisBerube

"And I'm here with producer Chris Berube." - ROMAN MARS, A Walking Tour with Mr. Memphis, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #HappyBirthdayChrisBerube #RomanMars

"I imagine mermaids up there now, too." - ALANA CASSANOVA-BURGESS, La Brega in Levittown, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #LaBregainLevittown #MermaidDay