"Each hour has 60 minutes!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Mini-Stories: Volume 17, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #HappyBirthdayChrisBerube #ChrisBerube

"We are not clean and rational beings!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Mini-Stories: Volume 17, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #HappyBirthdayChrisBerube #ChrisBerube

"Okay." - CHRIS BERUBE, Office Space, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #HappyBirthdayChrisBerube #ChrisBerube

"He did put something ELSE in the Pyramid." - CHRIS BERUBE, The Great American Pyramid, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #ChrisBerube

"Grocery prices were skyrocketing!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Food Deserts, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #HappyBirthdayChrisBerube #ChrisBerube

"Even Neil Young's fans did not totally get it." - CHRIS BERUBE, Neil Young’s iPod Killer, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #HappyBirthdayChrisBerube #ChrisBerube

"He did a Bruce Willis sci-fi movie that you MAY remember called The Fifth Element!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Mini-Stories: Volume 9, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #MiniStoriesVolume9 #HappyBirthdayBruceWillis #BruceWillis #ChrisBerube

"Much like Daylight Savings Time, it is a myth that it's about farmers." - CHRIS BERUBE, Matters of Time, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #MattersofTime #DaylightSavingTime #ChrisBerube

"Take, for example, corn flakes." - CHRIS BERUBE, Podcast Episode, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #PodcastEpisode #NationalCerealDay #ChrisBerube

"There is actually a page on the Franklin Institute website dedicated to quotes that are falsely attributed to Ben Franklin!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Mini-Stories: Volume 14, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #ministories #BenjaminFranklinDay #ChrisBerube