"He did a Bruce Willis sci-fi movie that you MAY remember called The Fifth Element!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Mini-Stories: Volume 9, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #MiniStoriesVolume9 #HappyBirthdayBruceWillis #BruceWillis #ChrisBerube

"Much like Daylight Savings Time, it is a myth that it's about farmers." - CHRIS BERUBE, Matters of Time, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #MattersofTime #DaylightSavingTime #ChrisBerube

"Take, for example, corn flakes." - CHRIS BERUBE, Podcast Episode, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #PodcastEpisode #NationalCerealDay #ChrisBerube

"There is actually a page on the Franklin Institute website dedicated to quotes that are falsely attributed to Ben Franklin!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Mini-Stories: Volume 14, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #ministories #BenjaminFranklinDay #ChrisBerube

"The cubicle era is captured by more depressing works of art, like Dilbert, or the movie 'Office Space.'" - CHRIS BERUBE, Reaction Offices and the Future of Work, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #ChrisBerube

"I could watch Star Wars." - CHRIS BERUBE, Mini-Stories: Volume 9, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #MiniStoriesVolume9 #NationalScienceFictionDay #ChrisBerube

"It is the most wonderful time of the year!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Mini-Stories: Volume 21, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #ChristmasDay #ChrisBerube

"A&P started as a tea company in Lower Manhattan!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Food Deserts, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #InternationalTeaDay #ChrisBerube

"They put Dolly Parton in charge!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Reaction Offices and the Future of Work, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #ChrisBerube

"Get a paper map and a compass, and learn how to use them!" - CHRIS BERUBE, Trail Mix, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #ChrisBerube