"They could not get to the Oscars!" - PATT MORRISON, A River Runs Through Los Angeles, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #Oscars2026 #PattMorrison

"Much like Daylight Savings Time, it is a myth that it's about farmers." - CHRIS BERUBE, Matters of Time, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #MattersofTime #DaylightSavingTime #ChrisBerube

"Take, for example, corn flakes." - CHRIS BERUBE, Podcast Episode, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #PodcastEpisode #NationalCerealDay #ChrisBerube

"Would you get a pig organ put in your body?" - ROMAN MARS, Replaceable You, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #NationalPigDay #RomanMars

"No, it is actually IHOP, the International House of Pancakes!" - DELANEY HALL, Mini-Stories: Volume 17, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #NationalPancakeDay #DelaneyHall

"First thing I do when I come on in is I go check the rotation on my milk and check my dates, of course." - KEN CARSON, Best Enjoyed By, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #BestEnjoyedBy #KenCarson

"It's too quiet!" - GABE BULLARD, As Slow As Possible, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #QuietDay #GabeBullard

"One of my personal nerdier hobbies is driving around Los Angeles and looking up the history of buildings." - GILLIAN JACOBS, Sister Aimee and the Birth of the Megachurch, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #NationalCaliforniaDay #GillianJacobs

"I don't think the framers envisioned THAT." - ADAM LIPTAK, Constitution Breakdown #6: Adam Liptak, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #AdamLiptak

"Tug of war is what they do!" - CHRISTOPHER JOHNSON, The 2024 Olympics Spectacular, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #TugofWarDay #ChristopherJohnson