_This is quite possibly the most menacing poem I will ever write._
Here are horrid party games:
Pin the coin on the taxman
Write your obituary
Get your hand caught in a lathe
Eat this worm or I'll shoot you
Seven seconds in Heaven
Going to eat all your snacks
The clothes dryer doesn't work
Competitive mint eating
Sock puppets doing hard drugs
Writing letters to inmates
Serial murders for kids