As a 65yo, I have achieved a certain hard-earned wisdom that may have eluded you. I will share:

1) Just get up and go pee, it's not goin' away.

2) Start the fitted sheet at the hardest-to-reach corner.

3) If you get a cold drink, only to discover that you already had one, drink the coldest one first.

4) Work and feel shitty, or don't-work and don't feel shitty. Don't-work and feel shitty is a lousy choice.

5) Being weird is, in fact, a perfectly normal thing to be. *Everyone* does it.

Website on mobile: oh, you want to track that order? You'll have to install our app. Tracking information is only available in the app. (Under its breath) you captive audience scum.

Website on mobile in desktop mode: certainly sir! Here's the tracking number and a hyperlink to the post service we used, would you like a coffee while the rest of the page loads?

Whenever a website tells you to install an app for basic functionality, switch your browser to desktop view. Don't accept their lies.