Users just want their computer to work with minimal fuss. They get told to try a Linux distro because it’s safer and faster than the alternatives, and the Linux desktop is totally ready for primetime now!

“Why do my games launch on my secondary vertical monitor? Why can’t I just pick a default monitor?”

“We aren’t implementing that because it’s from Windows. If you want your applications to launch on your main monitor go and use Windows.”

How the fuck can we expect to retain users when a nontrivial minority of developers seems totally fine treating them with such contempt?

"In what order should I watch this list of movies for the first time?"

“In the order they were released” is almost always the correct answer.