In return, we’ll continue to provide unrestricted access to our Song Contest.

Nope. I’m just old and stupid.

April, August, December, Februrary, March, May, January, July, June, November, October, September

(i.e. the existing names but alphabetised)

Trump: **enacts fascist policies, a militia to target minorities, and illegally invades other countries**

Also Trump: Please, Kier, be more like Churchill

I’m not sure what he’s expecting here

Usually far right about something

And ‘anthropic bars use for arsehole surveillance’ seems overly restrictive…

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The Blood Moon rises once again (Hyrulian)

Noel Fielding is shocked: