If everybody in the world agreed to do so, what would you rename the twelve months?

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April, August, December, Februrary, March, May, January, July, June, November, October, September

(i.e. the existing names but alphabetised)

i guess your alphabet is a little different to mine. But i can dig it.
Nope. I’m just old and stupid.