Classically Trained Vuvuzelist

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Martine écrit en UTF-8
so this tree provides like 7 bucks a year worth of environmental benefits, but it's actually 75 because every year it provides exactly 67 dollars and 57 cents of aesthetic value, whatever that's supposed to mean
you're terminally offline, go inside and touch some glass
feeling scholarly today
Who smelt it dealt it
Who denied it supplied it
Who assumed it perfumed it
Who aspersed it dispersed it
Who charged it discharged it
Who lamented it fermented it
Who detailed it entailed it
Who beheld it expelled it
Who shrieked it leaked it
Who observed it served it
Who noted it floated it
Who detected it effected it
Who attributed it distributed it
Who aired it aired it

FINALLY an audition performance I'm actually proud of, instead of one where it feels kinda off and I try to convince myself it went ok after the fact. This was the scene done *properly*! God I feel alive

ty so much @mudcrab for your time and for waking up early to prepare and perform this with me <3

Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock fell down and broke its crown
And Jill came tumbling after

I think internal monologues (at least mine) aren't in full on sentences, you just perceive them that way. Kind of like how your brain auto-corrects the colour of of shadows, or how you didn't notice the duplicated "of" in this sentence. It's an illusion that takes extra mental effort to turn into real words.

Would explain how thoughts can be clear as day in your head but hard to articulate on the spot, or how words can get stuck on the tip of your tongue, etc.

Ever since @Cahatstrophe got famous they stopped liking every post 🤔
wtf is this bullshit??