Cahatstrophe

@Cahatstrophe@isometry.group
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the head writer for The Onion thinks i'm funny
I makeShort Stories!
Professional?lol nah
Websitehttps://cahatstrophe.neocities.org
Itchhttps://cahatstrophe-games.itch.io
before anyone tells me off about the dental hygiene, i honestly think i do pretty well given how painful i find standing up and walking to the bathroom
the pain in my jaw
is my wisdom teeth finally deciding to be problems
is my mediocre dental hygiene catching up with me
is caused by an ancient and powerful curse
not before marriage
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okay definitely a resolution bug, there's other buttons missing too which take it from "playable" to "unplayable". yippee!
honestly fascinating bug, apparently on linux civ 6 just doesn't render any of the displaybar info except for trade routes and nukes? i've turned off all mods and it's still gone. i think it must be a resolution error because there's a few other things that look weird, but it ran fine when i had the same computer using windows displaying on the same screen
The baby doves on my balcony have grown into a couple of no good punks
actually the true battle of man and animal occurs nightly when my cat tries to drink from the glass of water on my bedside table and i try to stop her
i have once again spent half an hour combing the xkcd archive for what turned out to be an SMBC. please nobody tell Mr. Wienersmith
do you consider yourself “on the left” and do you support premarital sex?
yes / no
yes / yes
no / yes
no / no
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if you want to see something i made as a child that actually holds up, check out this Lego stop motion animation compilation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42zOk54XQNI

Childhood Lego Animations

YouTube
so i found an archive of creative writing i did when i was a literal child. on the one hand, wow i was a really prolific child, i completely forgot about that. on the other hand, jesus christ, all of these need to be burned so that they can never be seen