𝔄 𝔰𝔒𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔒𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔒𝔠𝔒 𝔬𝔣 𝔠π”₯𝔒𝔒𝔰𝔒

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Just a cheese trying to get by.
β€œWe can always tell” motherfuckers

What’s for dinner?

Can.

You could dilute the broccoli cheddar soup with a lot of vodka.
But it’s Thursday and I hate myself.
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn’t show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love.

an average of three ships every two days

Hilfe, I am drowning in ships, KapitΓ€n.

Those are the spots we need to up armor.
Termine/Neupatient:innen nur privat. Ich wohne in einer Großstadt.
Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
Cool ass lady
This is actually the strawberry’s threatening posture to dissuade predators.