Carlo

@yesthatCarlo
659 Followers
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90 Posts
That gay communist pointing account from Twitter

Gonna get me some shasta cola and some blessed rum to celebrate not having work tomorrow.

Gonna ratchet it up in 'burbs. Maybe get a piƱata just cause.

#nomakeup #rachet #LaborDayWeekend

Finally feeling like human! I think Im almost in the clear from being sick. #squirrelyeye lol
Good morning

I can only hope to really capture the "normal average woman" well.

Lmao if you cant laugh at yourself, youre in for a long life of being unnecessarily butthurt.

#McDs #Normie #Sunday!

Good morning
I've made a deliberate choice against a quoting feature because it inevitably adds toxicity to people's behaviours. You are tempted to quote when you should be replying, and so you speak at your audience instead of with the person you are talking to. It becomes performative. Even when doing it for "good" like ridiculing awful comments, you are giving awful comments more eyeballs that way. No quote toots. Thank's

Gonna use mastodon to be truly myself.

Expect videos of me destorying 2lb burritos whilst sauce dribbles onto my shirt from my chin.

If that's a hit ima make my content premium where you pay me for footage of me mowing my lawn or cleaning my bathtub in PJs. Hell ya.#PayMeHoe #BitchYouNeedAnApp

Is it October yet?
It's beautiful.
Boost me all the way to gay Mastodon.