I'm tortured in that "grew up in an evangelical home with a Jewish dad" kinda way. Envy me.
Anti-fascist curmudgeon
Sarcastic as fuuuuuuhhh
I shot a bird when I was eight and I've been sad about it ever since.
Play nice with me and I'll return the favor.
I chose the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Other random things
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