There are two wolves inside me.

Wolf #1: *frantically checking arithmetic, erasing pencil marks, measuring*

Wolf #2: Does it really matter if the word “fascist” is a quarter inch off center?

Wolf #1: If we can't do things right then the terrorists have won.

Wolf #2: Uhhh…

Wolf #1: Also we will not profane our dead parents' drafting ruler with bad numbers.

Wolf #2: Sigh. (Goes to post on social media.)