Lady Zaftig of Müde.
In a relationship with Ix, who still does not know what a Hrung is.
Space Chief (aka Chief Chef, aka Sonny Chiba) was actually Iron Sharp.
Prince of Space (aka Wally, aka Waku) was actually Planet Prince.
Star Man was actually Super Giant, even though he was neither super, nor giant.
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Something Evil (1972)
⭐ = Sandy Dennis, Kolchak, that ugly kid from Family Affair & a possessed jar of Smuckers Strawberry jam.
😱 = meh, even at age 7.
🏆 = Sandy's terminally constipated face.
This was Spielberg, after Duel but before Jaws. Never released on any format because it sucks. No sex, no violence, no profanity, no story, no point. Perfect riffing material.
RE: https://vmst.io/@jalefkowit/116002807576053810
I did not enjoy Emily Marsh/Connors MST3k episodes. I was initially stoked by the idea of a female riff captain, being a feminine girly woman dame of the female lady sex myself. But her voice gave me violent spasmodic facial tics. I would have been less tortured listening to a rusty dental drill being run through a similarly rusty blender. #mst3k #sorrynotsorry
The Human Duplicators (1965)
THAT IS TURA SATANA'S SISTER!!!
#kimsatana #turasatana #humanduplicators #mst3k #fasterpussycatkillkill
Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973)
⭐ = Shatner, JEEEED!!!, Diamondhead, Dragonlady, Paul Winfield & the rest.
😱 = 💩less at age 7. Now? 😒 🥱 😂
🏆 = Cardboard cutout of the Shat falling to his death at a physics-defying angle.
IYLT = SF International, TZ: Nightmare at 20,000, Airplane 😆
Nitpicks - stop killing the dogs, you can't start a fire on an airplane, Druids were not devil worshippers and Roy Thinnes was a David Hartman level of Ugly. Deserves riffing.
