Oh, Lee Montgomery. I had such a crush on you in "Burnt Offerings" when I was 10. And here you are, along with my other pre-teen crush Robert MacNaughton, listening to Siouxsie and making suicide pacts. Oh why did you have to be eaten by hillbilly zombies in "Mutant" and not Wings Hauser and his weird pug face? Who's my sad clown? 💗

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAmi8WB0o4w

Space Chief (aka Chief Chef, aka Sonny Chiba) was actually Iron Sharp.

Prince of Space (aka Wally, aka Waku) was actually Planet Prince.

Star Man was actually Super Giant, even though he was neither super, nor giant.

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Something Evil (1972)

⭐ = Sandy Dennis, Kolchak, that ugly kid from Family Affair & a possessed jar of Smuckers Strawberry jam.

😱 = meh, even at age 7.

🏆 = Sandy's terminally constipated face.

This was Spielberg, after Duel but before Jaws. Never released on any format because it sucks. No sex, no violence, no profanity, no story, no point. Perfect riffing material.

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Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973)

⭐ = Shatner, JEEEED!!!, Diamondhead, Dragonlady, Paul Winfield & the rest.

😱 = 💩less at age 7. Now? 😒 🥱 😂

🏆 = Cardboard cutout of the Shat falling to his death at a physics-defying angle.

IYLT = SF International, TZ: Nightmare at 20,000, Airplane 😆

Nitpicks - stop killing the dogs, you can't start a fire on an airplane, Druids were not devil worshippers and Roy Thinnes was a David Hartman level of Ugly. Deserves riffing.

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