I tried this with my Kia Forte and destroyed my priceless Fabergé egg collection. I’m ruined!

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Emphasis mine.

Christian nationalists cannot fucking stand that you don’t share in and support their delusion, that you’re not subject to their little club, and that their power dynamics cannot legally bind you. They’re crazy because their beliefs do not align with reality, and the founders knew that they are crazy. It was the first thing they thought of when first amending the constitution after our government was formed.

It will never be enough for them to simply practice their own religion for themselves, their own families, or even their own associations. The flock must grow, by coercion if possible, by force if necessary. The great invisible hand of the “savior” reaches from beyond the grave through the raised arms of voting supplicants, cloaked in peace while sowing righteous fury and stark judgement with starry-eyed innocence and empty smiles.

How funny is it that God happens to want exactly the same things as rich white American men? “God” is just convenient excuse for stripping away rights and projecting ego.

Here’s something that’s really hard to believe: That this bullshit still works.

And, in Alex’s ending, he marries and impregnates his second cousin and step-sister, Patricia.

How can someone be your second cousin and also your step-sister?

Beautiful 👨‍🍳 💋

Paul retorted, “Hey Feyd, do you like apples?”

“No, I hate apples.”, Feyd replied.

“Well how about THEM apples!” Paul said, confidently speaking over Feyd’s reply.

“What?” said Feyd, confused.

“What?” said Paul. “Nevermind, it’s from a movie.”

“Oh…” said Feyd. Then, Paul totally stabbed him.

Our country sent a cruise missile into a school full of children last week.

It is never good to have a situation where the president can be assassinated or is not in charge of his faculties. He needs to be removed from office legitimately for the good of the country, to avoid fracturing it further.

I think this is likely given that he is such a colossal asshole, simply no one can form a real relationship with him (working or otherwise) because no one stand to be around him for very long. He is only capable of abusive relationships in which both parties use each other.

However, normally narcissists burn through and eventually run out of relationships to use for narcissistic supply. Unfortunately, because we have “elected” this extreme malignant narcissist as president of the most powerful nation on earth (for now at least), he has the entire world to abuse and churn through.

To answer your question, a great many people would mind. Although I think the event would just be used like every other event his rampaging ego has caused - taken advantage of by snakes and opportunists for their own gain and then discarded like so much political baggage. It would also become a springboard for JD Vance and every other fascist that has been flourishing under his administration.

Direct quote from the video:

“The president of the United States, Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities, dyslexia… everything about him is dumb.”

The way he says it doesn’t make it sound like he’s stating it in a possible future tense.

The era of features no one wants seems directly aligned with the era where CEOs openly insult their customers.