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Street Fighter 6’s Latest DLC Ending Is Upsetting Fans Because Alex Marries His Sister-Cousin

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Street Fighter 6’s Latest DLC Ending Is Upsetting Fans Because Alex Marries His Sister-Cousin - RetroLemmy

Lemmy

Sister-cousin? Incest is strong in this one, lol.

*Step sister cousin

And, in Alex’s ending, he marries and impregnates his second cousin and step-sister, Patricia.

How can someone be your second cousin and also your step-sister?

MelodiousFunk 3d ago

That’s when your dad marries your mom’s sibling’s daughter.

Roll tide.

I’m impressed by your hillbilly math!

iamthetot 3d ago

That would be first cousin and step sister, actually. A second cousin and step sister would be your dad marrying your mom’s cousin’s daughter.

MelodiousFunk 2d ago

I could never keep any of that stuff straight so I’ll defer to this confident-sounding reply.

iamthetot 2d ago

First cousins share a grandparent.

Second cousins share a great grandparent.

Third cousins share a great, great grandparent, and so on.

Nth cousin = greats + 1.

MaggiWuerze 2d ago

Shouldn’t it be

Nth cousin = greats * (n -1)

iamthetot 2d ago

I’m not the best at math haha

VitoRobles 3d ago

That’s quality street fighter lore for you!

billwashere 3d ago

She must have gotten stuck in the washing machine.

P00ptart 3d ago

Sounds like right up their fans alley, though.

I havent paid attention to street fighter, and have played probably less than 3 hours since the SNES stopped being relevant.

What the hell has been happening here.

kat_angstrom 3d ago

But like, why?

Luminous5481 "Lawless Heathen" [they/them]3d ago

Well alrighty then.

sleepmode 2d ago

Kinda funny considering how unapologetically vapid the early games were. The endings were so short and corny. Almost like the devs were forced to put them in. Now it has come to this. Crazy.

thermal_shock 1d ago

Who?