Todd Salzman

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First cut at a Bio. I've been working with Sql Server since 1998 or 1999. Got into Business Intelligence in 2001 or 2002. Grew up in Alaska. Live in Central Florida now.

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Sending out a call to see which #sqlfamily folks have landed here

I am officially unemployed as of today.

GoodHuman’s appointed administrators wrote to all staff today terminating our employment and asking for our laptops back.

But simultaneously, pointed out that key staff will be required to maintain and transfer IP to a new owner, should one be found. Slight paradox there. How are we meant to do that without laptops and without an employment contract in place? It’s a mystery, so I’m doing exactly nothing until this is clarified.

I am, however, very much available for work, should you require a Senior DevOps guy with management experience. Multi-cloud, multi-OS, terraform & python, powershell & bash, CI/CD enthusiast, automator of all things and haver of ambitious ideas.

(Edit: thanks everyone for your replies and boosts on this one. I’ve had a day to myself today but I WILL get round to replies and stuff tomorrow when I’m feeling a bit less despondent)

With 1 #transistor, I can make an inverter, a switch, or a not-very-good amplifier.

With 2 transistors, I can make a differential amplifier, a cascode, or a latch.

With 3 transistors, I can make a fairly good (Wilson) current mirror, or a Lorenz chaotic system.

20,000 transistors made a #computer that navigated spacecraft to the Moon and back.

But 10,000,000,000 transistors make a computer that's brought to its knees if it tries to interpret the Javascript used to load one #ad on a web page.

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Here in Florida near my house there is a lake next to a road. Along that lake live 20 to 40 rabbits. Before it gets hot each day you can see the rabbits on the shoulder of the road nibbling the grass. The joke among my family is that the city fired the mowers along that section of road because the rabbits work for free.
Today I've been playing around with the @dbatools PowerShell module. Whilst the native SQLServer module can do a lot, dbatools takes it to another level
Terribly sad, and I have to say I'm angry that I wasn't informed. Like Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense, I'm always the last to know.
I think 24 hour watches are cool. But I find it odd that they anchored the design to “12 goes at the top” instead of “day begins at the top.” Though the more I think about it, it’s less obvious to me that either choice is more right… just different.
Is anyone else having an issue with Metatext on iOS ? My local feed is a day old and won’t refresh but ivory is up to date in my home feed.
#sqlfamily, appreciate knowing of openings for tech trainer/QA/testing/PM roles for some good folks. Also any info on headhunters or organizations would also help, thank you. #sqljobs