mercurial yapper (now in plasmatrap.com)

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My main account is now @writeblankspace.
Joined Fedi19 Dec 2022
Pronounsshe/her (they/them is fine)
oh great... shonk.social down... again

@kkarhan clicks the translate button

yeah for some reason it's full of German 💀

Allegedly, this is a new "Russian joke":

Putin has a nightmare because of events in Kursk, and the ghost of Stalin appears to him.

Putin pleads with Stalin: "The Nazis are invading Kursk! My army is retreating! What can I do?"

Stalin tells him: “Do just as I did in 1943! Send your best troops from Ukraine to the front, and get American supplies!"

aaaa my feed is full of German
Dear MENSA, I would
like to submit this poem
as my haiku test

@ancientsounds Idk either it's probs just a random sound 💀

sounds funny though: woot woot

oh rightt I was gonna post some joke
Why was I gonna open Sharkey again?
@ancientsounds woot woot

DAMMIT

barely anyone I follow nowadays are here, and I think(?) I'm not followed here either because migration