A man and woman in their late twenties were walking holding hands and chatting.
Passerby finding a pause in their conversation and unable to contain himself (me): “Excuse me, I noticed you two are holding hands while chatting and walking. I notice a lot of couples holding hands and also not holding hands. Do you foresee a time when you wouldn’t hold hands and why?”
Man: “When there is a third person walking between us”.
Me: 🫠
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@daringfireball/115879882453139382
First administration were the unsung heros.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@sandofsky/115868430950309444
I had the G9 which added RAW mode!
Remember CITGO? It is apparently owned by Venezuela but then went bankrupt and was sold to private equity / hedge fund in November which the Venezuelan government opposes.
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