A man and woman in their late twenties were walking holding hands and chatting.

Passerby finding a pause in their conversation and unable to contain himself (me): “Excuse me, I noticed you two are holding hands while chatting and walking. I notice a lot of couples holding hands and also not holding hands. Do you foresee a time when you wouldn’t hold hands and why?”

Man: “When there is a third person walking between us”.

Me: 🫠