How I explain driving in Central Florida to people who don’t live here:

Take the 100 or so worst drivers from each U.S. state.

Now imagine they all drove to Disney World at the same time.

Son, 3: Can we listen to Ninja Turtle songs?

Daughter, 7: They don’t really sing any songs.

Me: OH YES THEY DO HERE’S A SONG ABOUT PIZZA!

My humble requests for new characters in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate:

5. Doc Lewis

4. That red Snifit that only shows up once in Mario 2

3. The Breath of the Wild Champions

2. Ken Griffey Jr.

1. MIKE FROM STARTROPICS

Discovered a new, very special, very specific kind of awkward:

Making sure my headphones aren’t too loud while editing an audio clip of the Diahann Carroll part of the Star Wars Holiday Special while my wife’s trying to sleep a few feet away from me.

The original Let People Enjoy Things meme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9RuUHyX0tI