@phoenix

Relatives of yours @jerry ?

#BananaLlama

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I have questions

@phoenix Many years ago we had diner at a restaurant (called bistro 69 or something), where my mother ordered a banana-split as a desert.

The placement of the banana, the huge strawberry and the 2 vanilla ice cream balls were ... very specific.

It took several minutes before my mother could eat, cause she couldn't stop laughing.

@phoenix

Archeologist: This pearl necklace from 36'000 years ago necessitated 3000 man-hours of work.
Me: Nobody would put so much work into something so futile.
Also me: *adds bananas to the grocery list*

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Banana Llama
Do doo be-do-do
Banana Llama
Do do-do do
Banana Llama
Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

@phoenix how did they do the eyes?

Asking for a five year old