Enjoy your sexy, porky New Year!

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I'm guessing after all that time in an egg, he doesn't smell like a normal baby.

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Always remember: elephants hate children and will try to drown them with their nasal fluids.

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Ok, then. Didn't like that hat, anyway.

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Oh. Thanks. Happy landings?

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Merry Loose Tea! Read yourself a nice little fortune.

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I'm not dead yet! Queue just ran out. You're probably tired of over 50 cards per day, anyway. I know I'm tired of keeping this thing filled. :)

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