I am already being silenced my phone has been sabotaged so I cannot charge it and the point here is so that I will log in with my account information on a tainted phone. Also there are no strictly speaking Marxist Mastodon servers so this might be the end of my foray back into the social media fold.
For the record, the rumors that
#FanFictionGenerator caused the actors to strike is categorically false. Just in case tho, I redid Saturday Night Fever but with Gilda Radner as Roseanne Roseannadanna. Take that Fran Drescher!
The scientists, conscious of their obligation to the truth, but also of the perils of upsetting the imperialist monopoly capitalist monster, reported to the press that the emanations could be explained as leakage from electrical circuitry that did not adhere to federal regulations and standards. Meanwhile the Red Cross is in the affected areas passing out tinfoil hats, albeit amid a serious aluminum shortage. 2 of 2
Last month, scientists discovered several of Elon Musk's satellites emitting electromagnetic radiation at the Earth. The electromagnetic radiation has the effect of causing behavioral and psychological problems for the people in the affected areas such as depression, anger, hanger, uncontrollable laughing, uncontrollable crying, and the impotent rage. 1 of 2