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Having a #sty on your #eye is probably why it’s infected you weirdo.
#pun
I’m pretty sure #petsathome staff don't get paid, but they are in fact elves who live in the store and survive on pup kisses and snuggles.
No, I'm Sporty-Cuffs!

Mrs Wainwright, secondary school Geography teacher used to always say "The answer is in the question".

40 years later I see things like this, and can hear Mrs Wainwright's voice clear as day.

“Let me in, there’s a man in the forest”
I had a step father because my real father was too short to reach the top cupboards.
Just finished the build-your-own-#dog kit I got for #Christmas
Your Eweber has arrived.

You got new wheels innit g

#silly #numberplate #cars