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It seems we have falcon's hanging out by the house
Surgeon had a fun time
There are far more fucks in this jar than I have to give right now.

"we need you to come into the office for an in person meeting. It's critical you're there."

*gets up at 5am and drives to office*

"We don't want you in this meeting"

*drives home*

This is fantastic - the latest of the "we hacked your computer and recorded you watching porn" email variants includes a warning stating that by not paying them off, you're at risk of big fines due to GDPR regulations.