sapphic and full of horrors, known to kiss girls, average MSA Millennium fan, poly, kinky
yeah latex baby
was shiny at #39c3
In a polycule with @Phy @Lizzzabeth
| designation | ⬡-1600 |
| pronouns | fae/she |
| level | 36 |
| titles | Vampiress, Miss |
guess i'll be asking the fediverse now-
hi! I'm jade, a silly little critter living in Germany looking for a job (on-site is fine depending on the location, though remote is slightly more preferable), for basically whatever fits best to my skill set of touching Linux as a slightly-better-than-average(?)1 user as well as occasional bash + js scripting, being able to prototype silly side projects, tools and features within just a short while if everything goes well, and self-hosting quite a bit of infra (as proven by this post - hi, this was sent from a server that's part of jaded systems, the little thing I've been running as a side project of mine since 2021, and heavily expanding said infra (in terms of hosted services) since 2024)
salary expectations from my end aren't that high at all (solely because I haven't had a job yet, neither did I have any extra education outside of secondary school), so basically whatever makes me stay afloat makes me happy :>
the CV, albeit slightly incomplete, can be found at https://wolfyja.de/cv :3
tbf I might be underestimating my own skills again- ↩︎
it had a good Pride. apart from a random person who came up to it and said that people without a wristband had to stand and watch on the side. in the end it decided to ignore this irrelevant information. 
number of other visored entities met: 1.
maximum repetitions of the word 'robot' before they got it: 6.
number of pupmaskers waffed at: 37.
gender ratio of [guapa, guape, guapo]: 50:10:1.
number of pats for prof. dr. W. Dolphin: integer overflow.
jade "officially problematic™" arson.
Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' 