Stone

@vanstone
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I void warranties.
StoneOct 17, 2018
samOct 17, 2018

jesus fucking christ

https://www.dezeen.com/2018/10/17/panasonics-wearable-blinkers-concentrate-open-plan-offices-technology/amp/

Panasonic's human blinkers help people concentrate in open-plan offices

Panasonic's Future Life Factory is developing wearable blinkers, designed to limit your sense of sound and sight, and help you focus on what's directly in front of you.

StoneOct 11, 2018

Feels like my have legitimately broken bones in foot.

Old thinkpad T410 with extended batteries and slice....
1.

Anything in it's path..
0.

StoneOct 11, 2018
bhtooefrOct 11, 2018

"Samsung's latest Galaxy A9 phone packs four cameras around back"

Next week in The Onion: "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Cameras"

"Stop. I just had a stroke of genius. Are you ready? Open your mouth baby birds, cause Mama's about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler. Here she comes: Put another flash on that fucker, too. That's right. Five cameras, two flashes, and make the second one bounce. You heard me—the second flash bounces."

StoneOct 10, 2018
rotorOct 10, 2018

@[email protected]

we're all living vicariously through you

StoneOct 10, 2018

Dear #Telstra
The new upgrades you applied last week haven't worked, I think you need to use non-bio-degradeable garbage bags this time.

  

StoneOct 10, 2018
Ono Sendai 🌍Sep 19, 2018
#firewall
StoneOct 10, 2018
AliscaOct 9, 2018

Note to Self

Never ever EVER help my wife with a problem in Excel ever ever EVER AGAIN JESUS CHRIST

StoneOct 10, 2018
Glitch64Oct 10, 2018
Escaped from the twits :)
StoneOct 10, 2018

Toot Toot motherfuckers.

#itbegins