uschi

@uschi_the_listener
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Friendly, flirty, funny, flagrant. All the F words, plus GGG. Hello. My name is Uschi and you can ask me things.
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too late to grow up
to be a
serial killer
.
plus I lack the time
and energy
not organized enough
either
.
and my neighbors
dislike me
.
it's the junk on
my patio
.
no one will ever say
about me
.
but she seemed so nice
kept to herself
very quiet
polite
.
well I do
keep to myself
holding myself together
and
.
making neighbors
suspicious
.
I am having lots of broccoli and lots of parmesan/romano on it. It's probably a good thing that I live alone right now.
And there’s this thing.
Ten years ago I asked my now-partner what the worst pizza topping could be in the world and she said “a truck. put the pizza in the road and back up a truck” and I still laugh every time I think about this
@_aD Welcome to my humble timeline. Stop apologizing for being a poet. You're actually good at it; you should read Alexander Pope. Another Arrogant Bastard®
I found Amaretto in the back cupboard, so I am toasting myself with a smallish aperitif. Things may be looking up.
I'm here, I'm friendly, I'm GGG in general. I like to chat, and write, and will pick your brain if you don't label it clearly. I answer questions honestly, so be careful what you ask.