Question:
What would you choose?...
Newcastle finish fourth and Declan Rice goes to Newcastle.
...or...
Newcastle finish fifth and Rice comes to Arsenal... but that means that Sp*rs finish fourth.
I'm tearing my hair out!

Question:
What would you choose?...
Newcastle finish fourth and Declan Rice goes to Newcastle.
...or...
Newcastle finish fifth and Rice comes to Arsenal... but that means that Sp*rs finish fourth.
I'm tearing my hair out!
I'm numb now. I'd started fantasising about the title. The last time my mates and I came out of the Gunners Pub, which was rocking back then, and celebrated on the steps of Highbury. Goodnight and COYG.
BBC News: Manchester City charged with breaking financial rules by Premier League
'City said they were "surprised" by the charges and are supported by "a body of irrefutable evidence".' Translation: Cheating bastards are surprised their expensive lawyers hadn't successfully covered their arses.
Don't hold your breath.