Mastodawn

hey girl, are you the Tomb of Horrors? because i chose the wrong entrance to your bald mound and have been crushed by your walls

ocarina of typh 4d ago

https://kasran.neocities.org/scrubquote as i was waking up today, i received a divine commandment to create this stupid webpage

currently it's only sf6 stuff, but i made it so i can add more fighting games later if i feel like it

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ocarina of typh Mar 15

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Exa, never surely complete Mar 15

We do not know when our power will be restored. Active hazards are cleared, and we are still not clear on what we will be made to pay for. We are at a minimum losing all our refrigerated food, and will need to replace it.

The power company has not been forthcoming on whether they will repair the wiring to our house. A private electrician quoted us $3500 to do the necessary repairs. It is likely removing the remnants of the dead tree and filling in the dirt will be our responsibility.

The Internet company reimbursed us $100 and are performing a reinstall of our fiber for free. At least one thing to go right.

You may assist us financially in the usual places, if you so wish:
https://donate.y2k.diy
https://paypal.me/unadeer
https://patreon.com/unascribed

ocarina of typh Mar 15

Evan Hahn Mar 14

"human.json is a protocol for humans to assert authorship of their site content and vouch for the humanity of others. It uses URL ownership as identity, and trust propagates through a crawlable web of vouches between sites." I've added it to my website! https://codeberg.org/robida/human.json

human.json

A lightweight protocol for humans to assert authorship of their website content and vouch for the humanity of others.

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ocarina of typh Mar 15

Lynnesbian

Mar 14

i've been researching the correlation between console name numbers and console sales numbers.

consoles with 1 in the name have a middling sales record (PS1, xbox one)
consoles with 2 in the name sell really well (PS2, switch 2)
consoles that are a correctly numbered "sequel" to another console sell great (PS2 & switch 2 again, PS3, PS4, PS5)
"sequel" consoles that don't use a number sell terribly (wii U, xbox series X|S, PS vita) unless they are boys (game boy et al)
- however, you can only release three boys (game boy, colour & advance). further boys will not sell (virtual boy). numbered boys are as of yet untested
"sequel" consoles using the wrong number sell quite well, with higher numbers moving more units (nintendo 64, xbox 360)
"sequel" consoles can skip a number and still sell well if they put the number at the front, but will never reach the sales numbers of their predecessor (3DS)
consoles that aren't a "sequel" yet still use numbers sell abysmally, especially if the number's at the front (turbografx 16, 3DO)
- this actually worked once (atari 2600), but caused the north american video game crash and doomed the company, no matter how high they tried to make the numbers (atari 5200, atari 7800)

Video game crash of 1983 - Wikipedia

ocarina of typh Mar 14

ocarina of typh Oct 31, 2024

[youth pastor at a funeral voice] But as we hold this L of our loved one's passing, so too must we hold W and move forward, hard-carrying their memory into the future...

ocarina of typh Feb 27

are there hot sauce connoisseurs the way there are for coffee and chocolate and such? like, people who can really hone in on the subtle flavor differences, have opinions about pepper cultivars and vinegar ratios, this sort of thing

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ocarina of typh Feb 26

much has been said, on and off the fediverse, about the various problems and dramas and cultural things that often turn people off from using the fediverse. but i think activitypub in the abstract is pretty awesome actually. its neat to me that i could make a little blog and expose an ap feed and people on here can follow it and people on bsky could follow it with a bridge. i like versatility like that

ocarina of typh Feb 26