Troll

@troll5
100 Followers
275 Following
546 Posts

Dislikes: Cashews (relative to other nuts)

Likes: Donovan McNabb & Adam Sandler (not necessarily in that order)

Hobbies: Booing

Wow! So much snow in #Minneapolis. This has to be some kind of record for Halloween, right? #minnesota
@discodonkey68 Oh, hello. Do you like trolls?
don't know what this shape is called. calling it the 3 bready problem
@MissingThePt they keep tricking me with the so-called “Final Fantasy”!
How can they be doing a remake of the Neverending Story when the original’s not even over? https://movieweb.com/the-neverending-story-live-action-remake-in-the-works/
I’ve heard good things about #PearlJam, but I’d rather not have oyster excrement on my toast.
Son: “Mumma, I want Papa Troll!”
Me: “Here I am 😃”
Son: “No, I meant Paw Patrol. The show.”
Me: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
#parenting

Wanna follow a creative mind? This guy.

@ReticentTurnip

Act 1: Peanut farmer.
Act 2: President of the United States.
Act 3: Humanitarian.

Now, Jimmy, it’s time for Act 4. Lace up your kicks, hit the gym, and become THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD!
#jimmycarter #basketball #peanuts

An eggs hell!