Troll

@troll5
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Dislikes: Cashews (relative to other nuts)

Likes: Donovan McNabb & Adam Sandler (not necessarily in that order)

Hobbies: Booing

TrollFeb 17, 2024

Act 1: Peanut farmer.
Act 2: President of the United States.
Act 3: Humanitarian.

Now, Jimmy, it’s time for Act 4. Lace up your kicks, hit the gym, and become THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD!
#jimmycarter #basketball #peanuts

TrollFeb 17, 2024
An eggs hell!
TrollDec 2, 2023
What first comes to mind when we think of #France? Their yellow #food, of course! Now you decide — which #french delicacy reigns supreme? #TrollPoll in next toot.
#Foodie #française
Show threadTrollNov 19, 2023

#RateTheNuts
#DoughNuts (a.k.a #Donuts)

Texture [3/5]: Chewier than other nuts. Sometimes fluffy, which is fine.

Flavor [4/5]: Pretty sweet.

Appearence [5/5]: The iconic topological torus of genus one.

Overall [4/5]: a decent nut to pair with coffee in the morning.

TrollNov 12, 2023
Which should I choose?! The aloe soothes my skin, but I also like #dinosaurs.
Show threadTrollOct 21, 2023
I sent this email to the White House, but have not heard back yet. #Biden #spaghetti
TrollSep 6, 2023
What will happen after 4 weeks?! I’d be more relaxed if this killed the insects permanently.
TrollAug 12, 2023
Exciting personal news: I have received a MacArthur Fellowship (so-called “genius grant”) for my toots. In particular, for the toot pictured, which the committee called “a good rhyme that nobody had thought about before”. I am honored, and glad that I can now dedicate myself full-time to create the quality content that you all expect of me!
TrollAug 8, 2023
#ToastBoast 🇫🇷
TrollJul 29, 2023
We all know #chocolate comes from coco. But have you actually seen what a coco nut looks like? I am shook. #food