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Xennial nerd, genderqueer lesbian, foster cat parent, anticapitalist, neurodivergent, exhausted 24/7. Former geek culture columnist, former editor for a gay romance publisher, currently able to pay my bills and kind of hating it. In Culpeper, but not FROM Culpeper. Admin on retro.pizza.
The local news keeps doing features on the cherry blossoms with this Park Service guy named Mike Litterst and I am not okay #DMV

Honestly feeling kind of inspired by @WEATHERISHAPPENING to make a similar account for the DMV.

REPENT!

@jcrabapple If anybody's out in the far-flung #virginia exurbs they could come visit some adoptable kittens and cats at the Culpeper PetSmart on Saturday from 11-3!
Anybody in #virginia looking to adopt a cat or three hit me up
@jcrabapple I had a 3-day weekend except it was Thur/Fri/Sat and now I'm back to work. 24/7 position baby, somebody's gotta be here!
The flu is not fucking around this year. #DMVWinter #Tripledemic #DMV
@jcrabapple I've generally assumed this was some low-key Enforcement of Normalcy but maybe they genuinely think I'm doing it for attention and they should give me some IDK
@jcrabapple @wbaltv11 Yeeeesssss more local news sources!
This need to comment on things that perhaps seem to the Basic mind like a call for attention but are actually just me trying to live my damn life once led to me having to explain to some old white man that "necromancy" did not mean having sex with the dead.
But it has occurred to me that many Very Basic people... *enjoy* attention? That sometimes they do things *for* attention? So when they feel a need to make some inane comment about, say, my unusual coffee process in the break room, they... think this is a kindness? That I am doing this thing because I *want attention* and not because K-cup coffee is unbearable swill? When in truth I want nothing more than to be unobserved?