I rarely do vinaigrette or pie crust from scratch and I've never done a good job of frosting a cake outside of a classroom setting. Also hemochromatosis, so cast iron is out.
Killer g&ts, though.
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Martha Stewart just posted this on IG and I've never felt like so much of a failure
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Morgan Jerkins on Twitter
“Martha Stewart just posted this on IG and I've never felt like so much of a failure”
TwitterThe alligator is my favorite character
It really deserves the new content warnings.
I'm watching Peter Pan for the first time and jfc this film goes hard.
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As we enter this new year, many of us are taking a hard look in the mirror, trying to figure out where we’ve gone right, and where we’ve gone oh-so-wrong. Looking forward, and looking back, and making resolutions to the effect of making things better.
https://mythcrafts.com/2019/01/03/look-both-ways-janus-god-of-the-new-year/
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Look Both Ways: Janus, God of the New Year
Myth CraftsGood morning. It occurs to me that every spring I wish I'd spent the winter weeding. Christmas decs have to come down, but when that's finished, on dry days, I'll start.
This just arrived in the mail: aware of the situation and overcompensating.