THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A "NINTENDO"

Nintendo 64 was actaully just a fad among nerds buying SGI workstations for home use

Gameboy, DS, etc are all cardboard props used in serial experiments lain cosplay

Mario was american propaganda during WWII about faschist italy

The legend of zelda is actually some random yaoi doujin game presented at comiket about crossdressing twinks

the switch is actually a budget android tablet from 2014 that tick tockers ironically obsess over

The wii is a DARPA project to demonstrate low cost IR guided seeker conversion kits for BLU unguided bomb units as a successor to the JDAM project

"labo" is literally just a bunch of cardboard someone found in the recycling bin

a "virtual boy" isnt even a thing you made it up why would anyone actually build goggles that you cant wear on your head

super famicom was a sucessor to the comedore 64 for the japanese market

Pokemone are a real thing. They arent a game. The united nations gave ferrets various genetically augmented abilities as an experiment to create a global antiterror task force and invented a coverup story for when they all escaped.

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