My timeline is starting to fill out on here, finally! All it took was some dipshit megalomanic fucking up.
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@toshi_inc
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masked. envious. butt. mystery wrapped in a tortilla. husband of your high school crush. already dead. my goal is to be a skeleton someday.
Well, looks like I am a comparative early adopter on this site, huh? (Not really an early adopter tho)
Who wants to make a new server to connect to Mastodon where instead of "publishing" or "tooting," we "shit"???
Hey guys, just to make this feel more like twitter, I'm gonna make a post:
Wow! Elon just changed the (favorite?) like button from β€οΈ to π©!
@Fred_Delicious @krudell this is the opportunity to steal those tweets you wished were yours all along! Now you can get all of the clout, and when twitter servers shut down, no one would ever be the wiser!
I really like the loading bar on top of the webpage. It makes me think of the days when I had to wait for dialup internet to load a geocities site. #coolfeature
@Fred_Delicious itβs okay. Itβs a nice feature to have my phone zap by balls from time to time.
@Fred_Delicious you are my first twitter funny guy follow! I hope more follow suit!
Elon has been pushed back by twitter (for now). It seems like my bomb shelter will be well stocked for the next time I need it. Thanks, #mastodon
This is my #twitter bombshelter for when/if the bad days come. I hope I donβt have to use this! (And I hope the stupid people I follow on twitter come over if the bad days come, too.)