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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson
Boned Oysters
"Ah, I see you've met Mr. Whiskers. Mr. Whiskers was a bad cat, a very bad cat. YOU'RE not a bad cat, are you Mittens?"
Dune: the untold story
Thank you for your hard work, Hideo Kojima πŸ™

programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like

"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.

GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.

See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."

and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is

I just saw someone call cryptocurrency "digital coal" and I'm down with that.

Today I learned the largest technically possible PDF file is 381 km Γ— 381 km which is this big

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PDF

PDF - Wikipedia

If I had to know this exists, you do too πŸ™ƒ