Toni D

@tonihime
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539 Posts
TV show hoarder. Nail polish queen. Halloween fanatic. Genealogist. Pluviophile. (Parentheses abuser.) Crazy person. Awkward pineapple.
Show threadToni DMar 31, 2023

OKAY. He was awake. Just not answering his phone. Ffffff.

Window re-measured. It'll actually be 3 weeks until we get it replaced.

Show threadToni DMar 31, 2023
And I'm not even making him PAY for the fucking window. That he should have gotten fixed already. A year ago. And it's not fucking cheap.
Toni DMar 31, 2023

Fuck. Dad was asleep when I left for work this morning and I didn't wake him up. I should have. Window guy is on his way over and dad is not answering his cell phone.

If I have to, I'll give the window guy our door code so he can get in and measure the window.

But I'm going to be pissed about if dad is still in bed. I put this shit on the calendar. He knows that was this morning. This is legitimately HIS ONLY JOB TODAY. To let the window guy in.

Show threadToni DMar 30, 2023
@MLE_online @settinger This is some chaotic energy and I love it.
Toni DMar 2, 2023

Ever have a day where you only had 10 minutes of work for the entire 8 hour day?

Woooooooooooo. Ready to fuck off with today and just be in my jammies.

Toni DFeb 13, 2023

Single ply toilet paper is a crime against humanity.

I will die on this hill.

Toni DJan 31, 2023
Dan Aint QJan 29, 2023
Toni DJan 23, 2023
The speed of dad's internet is sincerely a problem. We should have been good adults and addressed it this weekend but we fully did not. Stalling hard on getting actually moved in.
Toni DJan 18, 2023
There's something rattling around in my chest since Monday. At first I thought it was just asthma/allergies because we did some big-ish moving on Monday and that kicked up a lot of dust. But it's not going away. For the love of fuck please do not let me be getting sick again.
Toni DJan 17, 2023

Got my fantasy footballl winnings today......

........paid out in singles. 😂 I think they're getting tired of me winning? But I am endlessly amused.